Saturday, June 11, 2011

Yankeeland: Tips for the Southerner







For the last week, I've been in Yankeeland with my family.
I've hung out with my extended family in a grouping that's too complex to try and detail to anyone who doesn't already know them. Let's just say that ages range from 2.5 to over 70...and we like to book a nice early table for dinner.
This trip has included both the northern and southern branches of my family.
It's strange, because I forget how different things were to adjust to when I first started coming north many years ago.

So, as a primer, here are some of the things that I've been explaining to my southern family:

10 Tips for a Southerner Visiting the Northeast in the "Summer."

1. If you want a Southern milkshake, order a frappe.
2. People here actually eat baked beans...and they are actually served for breakfast in a few places.
3. It's June, but school is still in session.
4. The concept of "Summer" really gets rolling around July 4th.
5. Noon is the hottest part of the day. (In Texas, it's at 4 p.m.)
6. Chowder, Lobster and Revere are said without an "r" and with a short "a" at the end.
7. It's taken me nearly 20 years to get close to the right way to pronounce the towns North of Boston. I'm still iffy. Don't be surprised when people can't understand where you mean!
8. Dunkin' Donuts coffee is nearly a religion.
9. Just pretend agree with the locals when they tell you it's hot.
10. A "Water Fountain" is sometimes known as a "Bubbler."

A few more pictures, after the jump

Thursday, June 9, 2011

I'm in Yankeeland!



Originally uploaded by annainaustin

I love this picture, taken just outside of Freeport Maine.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Hanging Out With Keith Richards...the Don Draper of Rock 'n' Roll

While I was sick with post SXSW-crud, I spent a lot of the time in my cough-medicine haze sucking down the 547 pages of Keith Richards very readable autobiography, Life.

Nearly every publication on the planet reviewed the book when it came out last fall, so I won't bother giving you the reviews you can read nearly anywhere, like here and here.

Yet, despite the acres of print generated by the publication of the book, I don't know if anyone else read it the same way I did.

Personally I was amazed by reading Richards' account of growing up in post-war England, and realizing that, if he ever sat down with my dad, the two of them could have a great time talking about what it was like growing up right after the war. (With only six years difference between them, they're practically the same generation.) Between the rationed candy and the horse-drawn traffic that Richards remembers in post-war London, it's clear that he's from a bygone time. "London to me when I grew up was horse shit and coal smoke,"  Richards said (p. 33).

Also, Richards was an avid Boy Scout. Who knew?

I suspect some of that hands-on Boy Scout training came in useful later, when Richards made his first amps, hacking them from radio parts (p. 89),  and later re-assembling his own amps when they fell apart. (I suspect if you ever need to hot -wire a car, Richards is your man.)

Yet from his descriptions of his involvement in the Boy Scouts to talking about his current life, I was even more amazed at what a totally male world that Keith Richards seems to live in. In the entire book, the only women he describes are his manager, his family members, his lovers and one singer he worked with in Jamaica.

What you get throughout the book are the various descriptions of the women who took care of Richards. Women who cooked for him, cleaned for him, and got him off. Some of the lovely and talented women in his life included: Ronnie Spector, Anita Pallenberg, Patti Hansen--and hordes of kind women who fed him and looked after him over his life. But, frustratingly, it's clear that Richards is from the Don Draper era of Rock 'n' Roll.

Reading the book, I kept waiting for Richards to talk about a female keyboard player he worked with, a brilliant songwriter he met, or, well, nearly anyone he worked who didn't have a penis. But that just isn't the case, except for a little work he's done with former love Ronnie Spector. His creative world is a world of men.

Richards clearly likes women just fine, but as he represented himself in his book, he just doesn't see them when they aren't taking care of him and/or when he doesn't want to sleep with them. And that makes me sad.

His longtime manager Jane Rose must be a bloody saint.

It's easy to forget that the modern world of Rock'n'Roll was born during the Mad Men era. The time when the fictional Don Draper ruled Madison Avenue was the same era when the Beatles put out their first album, and when the Rolling Stones were born. It was a world where women were often relegated to the sidelines.

Thanks Keith for reminding me about a not-quite-vanished era. For all of the hoopla about Richards being a folk hero, he's just an ordinary guy who is a product of the era he grew up in.


*Page citations are from the first edition, 10th printing, hardback edition of Life, by Keith Richards. (2010, Little Brown)

Friday, April 29, 2011

Thoughts on the Royal Wedding...

Heart record
Love is a very strange thing. Getting up insanely early this morning to watch the Royal Wedding in my PJ’s, I couldn’t help thinking about all the ways that we structure and regulate love in modern society, mostly because of the institution of marriage. 
Most of the world agrees that marriage can only be between a man and a woman, that it can only be between two people, that it's nicest when it's accompanied by a big cake and a bigger white dress.
This is strange when we think about the ways that love is often fluid, changeable and crazily life-altering.
People don't fall in love for rational reasons, but they often enter into a legal contract because of it.
Yet, the institution of marriage has been described as “the only contract that you can’t get out of without the state’s permission.”
Yet, even given the bitter backstory with the groom’s own parents, I couldn’t help thinking that Kate has just married a job that she can never really leave.
In many ways, it’s the same thing as Bella becoming a vampire in the Twilight series. One ceremony with the magical prince, and you can never, never, never go back to your old life.
Poor Kate, I hope it works out for her.
Of course, I want to believe in the fairy tale for her. Yet, she might be wise to remember Sarah Ferguson. She was the center of the last royal wedding of this scope…and she wasn’t even invited to this ceremony.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Oh look, more pictures on the Internets!

When I told my sweetie that someone else was using some of my pictures to illustrate an article on Latvia, he quipped that it must be the cousin of one of my friends there!

I guess anything is possible!
(Scroll down to the end of that article to see my pictures!)


Then again, here's a picture of the Latvian band Brainstorm playing SXSW, on their Wikipedia (VikipÄ“dijas) page. 

And a picture of Latvian seafood illustrating another Latvian article ...


There's also my picture illustrating an article on hotels in Japan.